Je buurvrouw komt langs om een jurk van je vriendin te lenen en ze neukt je hersens uit

Hi, I'm Ashley. I live down the street and I just got off the phone with your girlfriend

And she told me that I could come over and write her closet for a dress for the day

I promise I'm not like some crazy person that's just coming to your house to do that like you can call her

I literally just got off the phone with her. But again, my name is Ashley and

I'm here to try on a dress. So it would be really nice if you directed me to her closet. Thank you. I