T j Hart is een voetbalmoeder

Here you go, Dave.

my freaking birks? Dude this whole plan fucking backfired man I bought some shoes I bought

a fucking soccer ball so I could pretend that I don't like soccer to bang more of these

MILF chicks dude. There's nobody at the fucking field. What do you want to do dude? I was

going to get laid. Maybe there's some over there. Let's go get a hooker or something.