Ik hoop dat dat kleine dingetje niet je pik is

What is that thing? That tiny little thing? Oh my god, that's so small.

Do you see how tiny that is? How do you think that they can even put a survey like that?

I can barely see it. Two fingers? The pinkies? Oh my god, like two little pinkies?

You would never even see that. You need like a Barbie hat. You do need a Barbie hat.

You should be embarrassed of that. Oh my god, I would never take my pants off.