Mijn mietje manlief bedriegen op onze huwelijksnacht met grote zwarte lul

Hey David, my hubby. Can you believe we're married? I'm your wife.

Oh, and this is something I got special for you. What do you think?

You like my lingerie?

Oh, you're so sweet. You want me to take it off, huh? David, hubby.

I know, right? Even in my wedding dress I could see that you want me to take it off and not even know what to do.