Mooie dijen neuken

Honey, I was thinking that we could spice things up a little bit.

You know, we watch all those pornos and stuff, and we've tried a couple things here and there,

but, you know, nothing really, like, stuck.

Really, you know, caught my eye or anything.

So, I was looking on the internet for some really good ideas, and, uh, I got this one idea,